i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
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i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
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That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
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