God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
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reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
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What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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