is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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