She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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