The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
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You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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