Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
that's an acceptable place to lick
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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