I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
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I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
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the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize