so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
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Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
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btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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