I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
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Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
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he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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