Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
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Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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