If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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