Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
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Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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