Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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