Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'm at about main and main street
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
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dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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