And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Acid is not a monday night drug
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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