Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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No subtext here. People are naked.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
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And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.