You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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