Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
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Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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