just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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