He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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