what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
then he tried to convert me to islam
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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