I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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