They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
it's like iHOP with fire
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
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