Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
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He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
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He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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