Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
