Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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