you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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