I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
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he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Can you bring me the toilet please
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I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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