u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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