he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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