..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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