What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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