I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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