ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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