question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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