why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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