dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
These 25 Teachers Said Horrible Things to Their Students
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
21 Millennials Confess The Most Awkward Way Someone Has Tried Hitting On Them
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Randomize
