it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
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Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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