we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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