I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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