If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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