You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
my sisters under your porch take her home
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i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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