That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
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I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
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The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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