I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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