Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
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