we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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