let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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