you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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