Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Randomize