Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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