so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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