I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
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