Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
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WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
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I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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