no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
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I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
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Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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