You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
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If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
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Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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